"A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person."

Dave Barry (via timmysenpai)

This is literally so true.

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When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit. 

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sassking-trevor:

cassbones:

lesbe-nerdy:

chanellecassidy:

saber-chan:

My parents aren’t home

You know what that means

*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*

this is too accurate 

*parents close the door*, *emerges slowly from room like an easily startled deer*

*Parents come home* *scurries back to room like frightened squirrel*

Y’all think this is a joke but it’s 100% accurate

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iammyss:

I see you there struggling,
having to fall in love with
yourself over and over again.
I wish you could feel the
way you took my breathe away
when I met you,
the way you enchant the world
by simply being the way you are,
then there would be no need
to convince youself of just how
lovely you have always been.

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uglyvevo:

i wish noah had swatted the two mosquitoes from his ark

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black-culture:

@playboydummy on racial self identity

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